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‘Tis the season for days of twelve, with a partridge in a pear tree, but in the SEO world the twelve days look a little different…

On the first day of Christmas
my SEO Expert says:
a website with a good plan

On the second day of Christmas
my SEO Expert says:
Two title tags
and a website with a good plan

On the third day of Christmas
my SEO Expert says:
Three back links
Two title tags
and a website with a good plan

On the fourth day of Christmas

my SEO Expert says:
Four social sites
Three back links
Two title tags
and a website with a good plan

On the fifth day of Christmas
my SEO Expert says:
Five deep links
Four social sites
Three back links
Two title tags
and a website with a good plan

On the sixth day of Christmas
my SEO Expert says:
Six entry pages
Five deep links
Four social sites
Three back links
Two title tags
and a website with a good plan

On the seventh day of Christmas
my SEO Expert says:
Seven Dugg articles
Six entry pages
Five deep links
Four social sites
Three back links
Two title tags
and a website with a good plan

On the eighth day of Christmas
my SEO Expert says:
Eight spiders crawling
Seven Dugg articles
Six entry pages
Five deep links
Four social sites
Three back links
Two title tags
and a website with a good plan

On the ninth day of Christmas
my SEO Expert says:
Nine new conversions
Eight spiders crawling
Seven Dugg articles
Six entry pages
Five deep links
Four social sites
Three back links
Two title tags
and a website with a good plan

On the tenth day of Christmas
my SEO Expert says:
Ten keywords added
Nine new conversions
Eight spiders crawling
Seven Dugg articles
Six entry pages
Five deep links
Four social sites
Three back links
Two title tags
and a website with a good plan

On the eleventh day of Christmas
my SEO Expert says:
Eleven indexed pages
Ten keywords added
Nine new conversions
Eight spiders crawling
Seven Dugg articles
Six entry pages
Five deep links
Four social sites
Three back links
Two title tags
and a website with a good plan

On the twelfth day of Christmas
my SEO Expert says:
Twelve long tail keywords
Eleven indexed pages
Ten keywords added
Nine new conversions
Eight spiders crawling
Seven Dugg articles
Six entry pages
Five deep links
Four social sites
Three back links
Two title tags
and a website with a good plan

From Kettlewell Enterprises - Happy Holidays!

About the Author

Jennifer Kettlewell is the COO and Senior Vice President of Kettlewell Enterprises, Inc. Jennifer began her internet career at Mapquest.com and is now culminating all her technical savvy into finishing up her MBA. As the Assistant Director of BNI Northwest Colorado, Jennifer is a master networker both online and offline. If you need something done, she will find a way to make it happen. For more, visit: http://www.kettlewell.net/jennifer-kettlewell

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  2. Tom Bonner on Friday 19, 2008

    Love it. Great parody! The “eight spiders crawling” was perfect.

    Should have something about blogs in there. And Twitter. I only found this because someone linked to this on Twitter.

    Have a Merry little Christmas!

    – Tom

  3. Paul Viau on Friday 19, 2008

    Ha -A little bit of dry humour……but I suppose SEO isn’t everyone’s cup of tea! The “8 spiders crawling” is good. I agree.