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Me, A Rapist?
This is not what you think it may be. This film was an idea Todd Braley came up with about 20 years ago. He took Criminal Psychology in college. He sat through many videos of police interrigations and psych evaluations. After sitting through the classes, he came up with this idea. He took a combination of 4 different serial rapists and combined them to create the main character (who has no name). This film is about inner turmoil and reasons that these people become what they become. This is in no way to glorify “RAPE” or for you to feel bad for the rapist. They follow this serial rapist through a short period where he begins to really question himself and why he is.
Jesus is Watching
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, ‘Jesus knows you’re here.’
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.
When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard ‘Jesus is watching you.’
Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.
Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
‘Did you say that?’ he hissed at the parrot.
‘Yep’, the parrot confessed, and then squawked, ‘I’m just trying to warn you that he is watching you.’
The burglar relaxed. ‘Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you ?’
‘Moses,’ replied the bird.
‘Moses?’ the burglar laughed. ‘What kind of people would name a bird Moses?’
‘The same kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.
source: Facebook
Finally, the crowd-sourced project has been stitched together and put online for your streaming pleasure. The “Director’s Cut” is a feature-length film that contains hand-picked scenes from the entire StarWarsUncut.com collection.
Many thanks to Aaron Valdez (video editor - http://www.aaronvaldez.com) and Bryan Pugh (sound design/mixing - http://www.pughtube.com) for the countless hours they put into this masterpiece.
The Story:
In 2009, Casey Pugh asked thousands of Internet users to remake “Star Wars: A New Hope” into a fan film, 15 seconds at a time. Contributors were allowed to recreate scenes from Star Wars however they wanted. Within just a few months SWU grew into a wild success. The creativity that poured into the project was unimaginable.
SWU has been featured in documentaries, news features and conferences around the world for its unique appeal. In 2010 we won a Primetime Emmy for Outstanding Creative Achievement In Interactive Media.
We can’t thank everyone enough for making this such a special project.
Star Wars Uncut
January 21, 2012 in
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3D Moon Flyover
January 20, 2012 in
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Gregs Obituary
Greg works hard at the office but spends two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every Saturday.
His wife thinks he’s pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says, ‘Hey, Greg! How ya doin?’
His wife is puzzled and asks if he’s been to this club before.
‘Oh no,’ says Greg. ‘He’s in my bowling league.
When they are seated, a waitress asks Greg if he’d like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, ‘How did she know that you drink Budweiser?’
‘I recognize her, she’s the waitress from the golf club.
I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey.’
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Greg, starts to rub herself all over him and says,
‘Hi Greggie. Want your usual table dance, big boy?’
Greg’s wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Greg follows and spots her getting into a cab.
Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.
Greg tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it ..
She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4 letter word in the book..
The cabby turns around and says,
‘Geez Greg, you picked up a real bitch this time.’
Greg’s funeral will be on Saturday.
Tarantula Shoes
January 20, 2012 in
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Hitler’s reaction to the SOPA legislation. How fitting.
Hitlers Reaction to SOPA
January 18, 2012 in
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SOPA Blackout Protests
These are screenshots from some of todays top websites that are protesting the SOPA and PIPA bills that congress is trying to get passed into law. You will likely recognize many of these sites, and likely have already attempted to use them, and were blacked out, or at least notified about the SOPA legislation.
Each of the images links back to the original website so you can see it in action for yourself, but I have to say that I liked the Wired magazine and the WordPress.com ones the most, because they blocked out the content and made it the most visible.
As I was writing this, I was coming across lists of hundreds (if not thousands) of sites that are blacking out in protest of the SOPA/PIPA bills.
For information on what the SOPA/PIPA bills mean to you, check out the resources after all the images.
Wikipedia Blackout Page
Google Blackout Page
Reddit Blackout Page
WordPress.com Blackout Page
Craigslist Blackout Page
WordPress.org Blackout Page
I Can Has Cheezburger Blackout Page
Mozilla Blackout Page
BoingBoing Blackout Page
TwitPic Blackout Page
SOPA Strike Information Page
Tucows Blackout Page
Michael Moore Blackout Page
Wired Magazine Blackout Page
Archive.org Blackout Page
Greenpeace Blackout Page
FSF Blackout Page
EFF Blackout Page
Creative Commons Blackout Page
Rackspace Blackout Page
CopyBlogger Blackout Page
O'Reilly Blackout Page
Make Magazine Blackout Page
Live Cultures Web Blackout Page
Resources:
- SOPA BILL
- PIPA BILL
- Security and Other Technical Concerns Raised by the DNS Filtering Requirements in the PROTECT IP Bill (PDF)
- Google Take Action (PDF)
- Letter Expressing Opposition from Top Tech Companies (PDF)
- 100 Law Professors in Opposition (PDF)
- Human Rights Advocates Opposition Letter
Websites:
- SOPA Strike
- Protest SOPA
- Stop American Censorship
- Where Congress Stands – SOPAOpera
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